viernes, 1 de abril de 2011

Bearanese sighted near Granada!

Cuban Bear sighted near Granada! Apparently she's been attracted by the pungent cholesterol and sugar smell exuded by the multitude of tourists who invade our city. She's extremely dangerous. If you meet her, don't call the Rangers -she knows them all! In order not to upset her, it's best to give her any preferably greasy bits you might find in your pockets and/or a couple of Euros. And then RUN for your life!

lunes, 28 de febrero de 2011

Andalusian Singing Poodle

Back in the 80s, my beloved Carlos Cano also looked a bit like a poodle -a handsome, athletic poodle with his impressive Afro haircut. Anyhow, today we celebrate the National Day of Andalusia and this song could have become Andalusia's National Anthem. It's a really emotional song, I like it very much (despite my not being a nationalist). Worth listening!

sábado, 26 de febrero de 2011

Cagnolina persa

Tonight a very good friend of mine has left facebook. I am sincerely sad. Just in case you read this, carissima, I want to tell you that I will miss you and your sweet cagnolina, that I know that many others will miss you as well and that we all hope that you come back soon again. Loads of Love from your broken-hearted friend Ottima Massima.

sábado, 1 de enero de 2011

sábado, 4 de diciembre de 2010

sábado, 20 de noviembre de 2010

Perroskarzo

Perroskarzo is the stage name of my human uncle José Guerrero Ramos. He's a singer and guitar player -and he builds beautiful and extremelly well sounding Spanish guitars (both Classical and Flamenco). His instruments (handmade with love, patience and great craftsmanship) are high quality but still affordable -if you do without premium dog food for a couple of decades. In this photo sequence you can see how he works. If you are interested, you can meet him on facebook: facebook.com/luthierj.guerrero.

sábado, 30 de octubre de 2010

Dips are for real

All Hellhounds Eve draws nearer and nearer.

I am the ruthless Heiress of a long Dynasty of Catalonian Vampire Dogs. Catalonian Hellhounds are called Dips and appear on many coats of arms. They are mischievous black long-haired dogs who earn their living as loyal emissaries of the Devil, enjoy sucking people's blood -and are otherwise handsome and gentle beings. My bloodthirsty ancestors return to life on this most canine of all festivities.


Happy Hellhounds Eve to all my friends!

sábado, 23 de octubre de 2010

Canine Festivity (and yet more family: medieval predecessors)

All Hellhounds Eve draws nearer: let's think of The Apparently Dead. This photo appeared once on my facebook account as "profile picture" but actually I'm not the dog photographed on it, I just shot the photo. The guy with the blood-dripping teeth and the wild eyes is my ancestor Xuqui Primer El Sementalot, the father and founder of a dynasty of Dips, Catalonian Hellhounds renowned for their cruelty, their ruthlessness, their sound cynicism and their good looks. Always beware of Xuqui's Offspring 'cause our wrath is legendary! Otherwise we are quite friendly.

martes, 12 de octubre de 2010

K9 Family

I've found my sister Quanna on the facebook. She's now one of the stars of a Hungarian Havanese Kennel. Maybe one day we'll meet personally -or rather doggally- again, most likely as two expatriate bitches on a dog show somewhere in Olde Europe. I miss you Quanna. All Love from your black sista from Spain!