viernes, 1 de abril de 2011

Bearanese sighted near Granada!

Cuban Bear sighted near Granada! Apparently she's been attracted by the pungent cholesterol and sugar smell exuded by the multitude of tourists who invade our city. She's extremely dangerous. If you meet her, don't call the Rangers -she knows them all! In order not to upset her, it's best to give her any preferably greasy bits you might find in your pockets and/or a couple of Euros. And then RUN for your life!