God is a dog

With their most profound voice, philologists would say: "Well, God might not be a dog, but 'God' is definitely 'dog' when spelt backwards." But such a simple palindrome is not what I am thinking of when I write "God is a dog". I actually believe it. Because dogs are the Kings -and Queens- of Creation.

Things being as they are, it's elementary to assume that we were created after God's own image: that makes Him -or Her- a barking tetrapod.